Alright had ww1 go off in a diaper i went to change it and got hit by ww2.  Explanation: sibling rivalry is amazing.  I awoke and noah had a blow out.  Up the back of his diaper, all over the place but it was a contained explosion.  I picked up Carter who looked peaceful.  I changed Carter and told him that his brother bested him in the diaper competition.  At that time of my ill fated comment, Carter proceeded to finish an already in progress Poo at the speed of 90 mph; hitting my hand, exploding all over me, the floor, the dresser.  It was humbling.